Ode to the Expired Coupon

Oh coupon, I found in the bottom of my purse

Promising $1 off an item in my cart

Just before going to the checkout

I gaze upon the coupon

Aghast! Its expiration date is the day before yesterday!

Fie!

I crumple up the now worthless piece of paper

Fellow shoppers, do not stare at me in puzzlement

Feel my pain!

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